ﺧﺪﺍﯾﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻫﺮ ﮐﺲ ﮐﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﻣﯿﺪﺍﺭﯼ ﺑﯿﺎﻣﻮﺯ ﮐﻪ ﺗﺎﺑﺴﺘﺎﻥ ﺍﺯ ﺯﻣﺴﺘﺎﻥ ﮔﺮﻡ ﺗﺮ ﺍﺳﺖ ﻭ ﺑﻪ ﻫﺮ ﮐﺲ ﮐﻪ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﻣﯿﺪﺍﺭﯼ ﺏﻓﻬﻤﺎﻥﮐﻪ ﺍﻭﺩﮐﻠﻦ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺣﻤﺎﻡ ﺭﺍ ﻧﻤﯿﮑﻨﺪ ******************* **** ﭘﺸﺘﮑﺎﺭ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺳﺎﻋﺖِ ﺯﻧﮕﺪﺍﺭﯼ ﯾﺎﺩ ﺑﮕﯿﺮ ﮐﻪ ﺗﺎﺩﻫﻨﺘﻮﺳﺮﻭﯾﺲﻧﮑﻨﻪ،ﺻﺪﺍﺵ ﻗﻄﻊ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻪ ******************* **** ﻭﻗﺘﻲ ﻣﻮ ﺗﻮﻱ ﻏﺬﺍ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ،ﻓﺮﻗﻲ ﻧﻤﻴﻜﻨﻪ ﻣﮋﻩ ﻱﺩﻟﺒﺮﺑﺎﺷﻪ،ﻳﺎ ﺳﻴﺒﻴﻞ ﺍﻛﺒﺮ ******************* **** ﺣﮑﯿﻤﯽ ﻓﺮﺯﻧﺪ ﺭﺍ ﻓﺮﻣﻮﺩ:ﺟﺎﻥ ﻓﺮﺯﻧﺪ ﻧﻪ ﺁﻧﮕﻮﻧﻪ ﺑﺮ ﺯﻧﺎﻥ ﻫﯿﺰﯼ ﮐﻦ ﮐﻪ ﺍﯾﺸﺎﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺁﺑﺴﺘﻦ ﻧﻤﺎﯾﯽ ﻭ ﻧﻪ ﺁﻧﮕﻮﻧﻪ ﺳﺮ ﺩﺭ ﺯﯾﺮ ﺩﺍﺭ ﮐﻪ ﮔﻤﺎﻥ ﮐﻨﻨﺪ ﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﺩﺭﺗﻨﺒﺎﻥﻧﺪﺍﺭﯼ ******************* **** ﺩﺭ ﺩﻧﯿﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﯾﺎ ﮔﻮﺳﻔﻨﺪﻧﺪ ﯾﺎ ﮔﺮﮒ ﺗﺮﺟﯿﺢ ﻣﯿﺪﻫﻢ ﭼﻮﭘﺎﻥ ﺑﺎﺷﻢ ﻫﻤﺪﯾﮕﺮ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺪﺭﯾﺪ ﻣﻦ ﻧﯽ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻢ ♫ ♪♪ ♪ ******************* **** ﺍﯾﻦ ﺭﻭﺯﻫﺎ ﺣﺎﻟﻢ ﺍﺯ ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﯿﺰ ﻭ ﻫﻤﻪ ﮐﺲ ﺑﻪ ﻫﻢ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﺩ.ﺯﯾﺎﺩﯼ ﻋﻮﻕ ﻣﯽ ﺯﻧﻢ.ﺍﺣﺘﻤﺎﻻ ﺣﺎﻣﻠﻪ ﺷﺪﻩ ﺍﻡ!ﺍﯾﻦ ﺭﻭﺯﮔﺎﺭ ﻟﻌﻨﺘﯽﺑﺎﻻﺧﺮﻩ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺭﺍ ﮐﺮﺩ ******************* **** ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻌﺪﺍﺩ ﻟﺤﻈﺎﺗﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻮﺵ ﻧﻔﺲ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺸﯽ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ! ﺑﻪ ﺗﻌﺪﺍﺩ ﻟﺤﻈﺎﺗﯿﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻮﺵﻧﻔﺴﺖﺑﻨﺪ ﻣﯿﺎﺩ! ******************* **** ﭼﻨﺪ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﺑﺰﮔﺎﺑﻪ ﻧﻮﻩﻫﺎ: ﺁﺭﻩ ﻧــــــــﻮﮤ ﮔـــﻠﻢ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﻮﻗﻊﻫﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺧﯿﺎﺑﻮﻧﺎ ﻣﺮﺩ ﻭ ﺯﻥ ﻗﺎﻃﯽ ﺑﻮﺩ!!!..! . . . *ﺩﺭ ﺍﺩﺍﻣﮥ ﺗﻔﮑﯿﮏ ﺟﻨـــﯽﺘﯿـ ـــﺴــــ ﺩﺍﻧﺸﮕﺎﻩﻫﺎ* ******************* **** ﺍﯾﻦ ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺩ ﮐﻪ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎ ﯾﻪ"ﺵ"ﺍﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﻧﺪﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺑﻪ ﻗﻠﺒﻢ"ﻋﻖ"ﺯﺩﯼ ﻭ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻭﻧﻮ "ﻋﺸﻖ"ﻣﯽ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺩﻟﻢ"ﻭﺭ"ﺯﺩﯼ ﻭ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻭﻧﻮ "ﺷﻮﺭ"ﺯﺩﻥ ﺩﻟﺖ ﻣﯽ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺭﺍﺟﯿﻔﺖ ﺭﻭ"ﻋﺮ"ﻣﯽ ﺯﺩﯼ ﻭ ﻣﻦ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺍﻭﻧﻬﺎ ﺭﻭ"ﺷﻌﺮ"ﻣﯽ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ. ﺗﻮ ﺍﺭﺯﺵ ﯾﻪ"ﺍﻩ"ﺭﻭ ﻫﻢﻧﺪﺍﺷﺘﯽﺍﻣﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺗﻮﺭﻭ"ﺷﺎﻩ"ﻣﯽ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ******************* **** ﺣﺪﯾﺚ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﺩﺭﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﺗﺎﺑﺴﺘﺎﻥ. . . . . ﺑﻬﺸﺖ ﺯﯾﺮ ﭘﺎﯼ ﺭﺍﻧﻨﺪﻩ ﺗﺎﮐﺴﯿﻬﺎﯾﯽ ﺳﺖ ﮐﻪﮐﻮﻟﺮﻣﺎﺷﯿﻨﺸﺎﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻨﺪ.. ******************* **** ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽِﻣﺠﺮﺩﯼﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺑﺎ ﺩﯾﺪﻥِ ﺗﺨﺖِ ﺩﻭ ﻧﻔﺮﻩ ﺻﺮﻓﺎً ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎﯼِ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻟﻨﮕﺖ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻨﯽ ******************* **** ﻧﻤﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﻫﻢ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﻣﺮﮔﻢ؛ﺑﻪ ﺍﺣﺘﺮﺍﻣﻢ ﯾﮏ ﺩﻗﯿﻘﻪ ﺳﮑﻮﺕﮐﻨﯽ،ﺍﮐﻨﻮﻥ ﮐﻪ ﺯﺑﺎﻧﺖ ﻧﯿﺶ ﺩﺍﺭﺩ ﺩﻫﻨﺖ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺒﻨﺪ... ******************* **** ﻏﻀﻨﻔﺮ ﻣﯿﻔﺘﻪ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻟﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ. ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﻧﯿﺎ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻟﻢ ﺍﺳﯿﺮ ﻣﯿﺸﯽ ﻫﺎ ﻏﻀﻨﻔﺮ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺍﻧﻘﺪﺭ ﻣﯿﺎﻡ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻟﺖ ﺗﺎ ﺷﻬﯿﺪ ﺑﺸﻢ! ******************* **** ﻣﯿﺪﻭﻧﯽﮐـــﻮﮐــﻮ ﺳﺒﺰﯼﺑﻪ ﺍﻧﮕﻠﯿﺴﯽ ﭼﯽ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ؟؟ . . . . . . where is where is Vegetable ******************* **** ﻣﺮﺩﯼ ﺗﻮ ﯾﻚ ﻓﺮﻭﺷﮕﺎﻩ ﺑﺰﺭﮒ ﺑﻪ ﯾﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﺯﯾﺒﺎ ﻣﯿﺮﺳﻪ ﻭ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ:ﺧﺎﻧﻢ,ﻣﻦ ﺯﻧﻤﻮ ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ ﮔﻢ ﻛﺮﺩﻡ ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺣﺖ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺷﯿﺪ ﺍﮔﻪ ﮐﻤﯽ ﺑﺎ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺻﺤﺒﺖ ﻛﻨﻢ؟ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ:ﭼﺮﺍ!! ؟؟!ﻣﺮﺩ:ﭼﻮﻥ ﻫﺮ ﺑﺎﺭ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎ ﯾﻪ ﺯﻥ ﺧﻮﺷﮕﻞ ﺻﺤﺒﺖ ﻣﯽ ﻛﻨﻢ ﺯﻧﻢﯾﻬﻮ ﭘﯿﺪﺍﺵ ﻣﯽ ﺷﻪ!! ******************* **** ﺷﻨﯿﺪﯾﻦ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍﯼ ﺩﻡ ﺑﺨﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ: ﻣﻦ ﻗﺼﺪ ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺝ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ؟ ﯾﮑﯽ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﺑﮕﻪ ﺁﺧﻪ ﻋﺰﯾﺰ ﻣﻦ! ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺝ ﻛﻪﻗﺼﺪ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﺩ!!ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﯼ! ******************* **** ﺷﻨﯿﺪﯾﻦ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭘﺴﺮﺍﯼ ﺩﻡ ﺑﺨﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ:ﻣﻦ ﻗﺼﺪ ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺝ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ؟ ﯾﮑﯽ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﺑﮕﻪ ﺁﺧﻪ ﻋﺰﯾﺰ ﻣﻦ! ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺝ ﻛﻪ ﻗﺼﺪﻧﻤﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﺩ!!ﭘﻮﻝ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﺩ ﻛﻪ ﺗﻮ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﯼ! ******************* **** ﺳﺨﻦ ﻗﺼﺎﺭ ﺍﺯ ﻏﻀﻨﻔﺮ: ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻮﯾﺪ» :ﮐﻼ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ« ...ﻣﻨﻈﻮﺭﺵ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺍﺳﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻓﻼﻧﯽ ﺑﯽ ﺧﯿﺎﻝ ﺟﺰﺋﯿﺎﺕ ﺷﻮ،ﮔﯿﺮ ﻧﺪﻩ. ﮔـــــﻪــ *ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻡ ******************* **** ﻣﺮﺩ ﮐﻪ ﺿﻌﯿﻒ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ،ﺯﻥ ﻣﯽ ﺷﻮﺩ ﺿﻌﯿﻔﻪ!! ******************* **** ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻗﺮﺍﺭ ﺍﺳﺖ ﺁﺧﺮﺵ ﻫﻤﻪ ﮐﺎﺭﻫﺎ ﺧﺮﺍﺏ ﺷﻮﺩ ﭼﻪ ﻓﺮﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﺪ ﮐﯽ ﭘَﺖ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ ﮐﯽ ﻣَﺖ...
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